Woman sues Disney World after getting painful wedgie from going down water slide at Typhoon La

How do you injure yourself on a speed slide? Why her in particular? Was she too heavy? Was she wearing the wrong attire? How do you get injured on a speed slide!? I dont understand, and Im a personal injury lawyer!

How do you injure yourself on a speed slide? Why her in particular? Was she too heavy? Was she wearing the wrong attire?

How do you get injured on a speed slide!? I don’t understand, and I’m a personal injury lawyer!

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by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2023 12:00 PM

I can see a vaginal wedgie happening with her suit riding up. The rest, I don’t know.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2023 11:37 PM

The most vaginal place on Earth!

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2023 11:51 PM

Reminds me of that woman doing a limbo dance and her bathing suit breaks, showing her fanny

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2023 12:49 AM

I once got stuck in a dry spot going on one of those enclosed water slides then a bunch of water came rushing over my face and I couldn’t breathe. One of the scariest moments of my life. I never went on another one.

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2023 12:57 AM

Your were being waterboarded r4!

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2023 12:59 AM

Woman here. I can see how this might happen: if the crotch of the bathing suit bunched up and dug into her labial folds while she was in a hard slide....gives me the cringies just thinking about it.

But to sue over this? Hmmmm........

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2023 2:09 AM

I recognize her! She was on my Spirit Airlines flight just the other day!

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2023 3:40 AM

Op, surely a lawsuit can't happen if others, in the exact same environment didn't get injured?

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2023 3:58 AM

[quote]On its website, Disney World calls the Humunga Kowabunga “the ride of your life,” promising to give visitors a “surprise ending.”

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2023 4:01 AM

The Humunga Cowabunga from Down Unda?!? No way

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by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2023 4:12 AM

R3, British fanny or American fanny?

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2023 4:13 AM

[quote]Woman here. I can see how this might happen: if the crotch of the bathing suit bunched up and dug into her labial folds while she was in a hard slide....gives me the cringies just thinking about it.

Sounds like user error, not Disney's fault.

If she had worn properly sized gear, none of this would have happened. Yes, in this case, we should blame the "victim," even if only the victim of her own stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2023 4:14 AM

Based on the headline alone, I guessed it was a lesbian in basketball shorts or something.

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2023 4:58 AM

That is probably something that happens from time to time. I’m surprised that guys aren’t getting hurt more, and weight seems to make a difference. It’s kind of intriguing to learn about theme park accidents. Once there was a slide built at a wrong angle and it ended up killing people

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2023 12:00 PM

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